The Return of Bruno - 1986

01. COMIN' RIGHT UP



May I take your order?
Bourbon rocks, splash of water
Comin' right up
Comin' right up

All alone? Don't be nervous
Bruno's here baby, I'm at your service
Tending your cup
Sit down, belly up

Ask for anything and I'll say-yup!
Comin right up

Need a match? On the double
Sulphur preparation, that's no trouble
Comin right up
I got that comin right up
What's that? Am I free later?
Let me put it this way
Does a comet leave a crater?
I'll check my book-my, my, what luck

A bottle of our best champagne
Comin right up

We toasted everything
That's worth imagining
She told me stories that would melt a stone
I managed to just keep hold of myself
She blew a little kiss, so shy and sensuous
Then disappeared into the night alone
She left a map on a ten-dollar bill
Underneath her glass in a vodka spill

Midnight I pushed the buzzer
Guessed right cause it was her
Ninety-ninth floor
Baby, It's Bruno I'll be right up

I knock-I take a look in
High heels-dinner cookin'
Yes, thank you make mine
A Manhattan bone dry

Don't forget that little cherry on top!
Comin' right up

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02. RESPECT YOURSELF

Now if you disrespect everybody that you run into
How in the world do you think anybody 'sposed to respect you
If you don't give a heck about the man with the Bible in his hand
Just get out the way and let the gentleman do his thing
You're the kind of gentleman that wants everything their way
Take the sheet off your face boy, it's a brand new day

CHORUS:
Respect yourself
Respect yourself
If you don't respect yourself
Ain't nobody gonna give a good hoot, na- na- na
Respect yourself Respect yourself

If you're walking around thinking that the word owes you
something cause you're here
You're going out the world backwards like you did when you first came her
You keep talking about the president won't stop air pollution
Put your hand over your mouth when you cough that'll help the solution
You cuss around women and you don't even know their names
Then You're dumb enough to think that it makes you a big ol' man
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Respect yourself Respect yourself Respect yourself Respect yourself Respect yourself Respect yourself Respect yourself

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03. DOWN IN HOLLYWOOD


Well did you hear the good news
There's gonna be some bad blues
Somebody sat down and played it all night long
So go on and fill your brown bag
Put on all your clean rags
Let's go downtown and see what's goin'on
Bing, take me down to Vine Street
Stop when you hear the back beat
We'II sneak on past the bouncer at the door
Now I know he ain't lookin'
Not when that band is cookin'
'Cause he's watchin' the ladies dancin' on the floor

CHORUS:

Down In Hollywood
Better hope that you don't run out of gas
Down In Hollywood
They'll drag you right out of your car and kick your ass
In Hollywood
There standing on a corner just waiting for a sucker like you
Down In Hollywood
If you wanna stay healthy, keep a movin' right on through

This stuff just started flowin'
And some girl she is showin everything she's got
Ooh it's a sight
Some men would give a week's pay
If she would just dance down their way
And say, "Baby, I'm gonna take you home with me tonight"

Now, outside the streets are shakin'
I hear a couple windows breakin'
Some poor fools gonna land himself in jail tonight
Well all the hookers tryin' to pull your coat
All the pimps reach out to cut your throat
There ain't no way out of here without a fight

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Now Grandma told him not to go
Little sister told him too
But the poor boy just didn't listen like he should, that's too bad
Hitchhiked all the way from Burbank
Now he's gonna end up in the drunk tank
Some old man say "Well that's the way it goes Down in Hollywood"
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Down in Hollywood Down in Hollywood Ooh down in Hollywood Down in Hollywood Down in Hollywood Ooh in Hollywood Down in Hollywood Down in Hollywood Down in Hollywood

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SECRET AGENT MAN / JAMES BOND IS BACK 


There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
Every move he makes
That's one more chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

CHORUS:

Secret Agent Man
Agent Man
Givin' you a number
Takin' away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Careful what you say
You'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

(CHORUS REPEAT TWICE)

Swinging on the Riviera one day
laying in a Bombay alley the next day
Ah no you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Givin' you a number
Takin' away your

Givin' you a number
Takin' away your name